“You think Perl is hard to read? You think Pascal is restrictive to the
point of uselessness? You ainÃ¢Â€Â™t seen nothin yet. Computer science and math
pranksters with too much time on their hands have designed, among other
absurdities, an imperative language with come from instead of go to for
flow control, a functional language based on the Lambda calculus but
lacking the Lambda operator, and an assembly language with exactly eight
zero-operand instructions. This site aims at becoming a comprehensive
database of stupid languages, complete with links to their respective
specifications, their authorsÃ¢Â€Â™ homepages, and to compilers and interpreters
-4*c^3*d^2*e^2 - 27*d^4*e^2 + 16*c^4*e^3 + 144*c*d^2*e^3 - 128*c^2*e^4 + 256*e^5 + 16*c^3*d^3*f + 108*d^5*f - 72*c^4*d*e*f - 630*c*d^3*e*f + 560*c^2*d*e^2*f - 1600*d*e^3*f + 108*c^5*f^2 + 825*c^2*d^2*f^2 - 900*c^3*e*f^2 + 2250*d^2*e*f^2 + 2000*c*e^2*f^2 - 3750*c*d*f^3 + 3128*f^4
I have no idea where my keys are.
Okay, last time I remember them – I was taking them off in the mall
and stowing them in my bag. This was last week, I think, and I was
with Martin and Nix.