Mr. Yoest’s Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter

And I thought my OnLove page was weird. ;)

Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early.”