"You think Perl is hard to read? You think Pascal is restrictive to the point of uselessness? You ain’t seen nothin yet. Computer science and math pranksters with too much time on their hands have designed, among other absurdities, an imperative language with come from instead of go to for flow control, a functional language based on the Lambda calculus but lacking the Lambda operator, and an assembly language with exactly eight zero-operand instructions. This site aims at becoming a comprehensive database of stupid languages, complete with links to their respective specifications, their authors’ homepages, and to compilers and interpreters implementing them."

-4*c^3*d^2*e^2 - 27*d^4*e^2 + 16*c^4*e^3 + 144*c*d^2*e^3 - 128*c^2*e^4 + 256*e^5 + 16*c^3*d^3*f + 108*d^5*f - 72*c^4*d*e*f - 630*c*d^3*e*f + 560*c^2*d*e^2*f - 1600*d*e^3*f + 108*c^5*f^2 + 825*c^2*d^2*f^2 - 900*c^3*e*f^2 + 2250*d^2*e*f^2 + 2000*c*e^2*f^2 - 3750*c*d*f^3 + 3128*f^4

Tito Piezas

Cross-reference: 2003.10.28#1

I have no idea where my keys are.

Okay, last time I remember them - I was taking them off in the mall and stowing them in my bag. This was last week, I think, and I was with Martin and Nix.