(good karma)

(person) are you a Psycologist?
No. I’m a computer science geek.
(person) because I’m an arrogant self-righteous bastard and you’ve calmed me down a LOT quicker than anyone is usually able to. You have amazing people skills
(person) If you need a job, let me know, my company a has center in Manilla
(person) If that’s still where you are….anyway, thanks a lot

Alternative career? =)