The Internet is still crawling. Takes me back to the days of BBSing,
when you could type faster than the modem could send. I have to
remember not to do my one-gazillion-tabs style of web browsing, as
it’s really inconvenient when the browser times out.

Life.

Do you know where I can find carrier pigeons? ;)

Random Emacs symbol: browse-url-w3 – Command: Ask the w3 WWW browser to load URL.